Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 07, 2007

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super-fun-pak comix the epic/brutal report dude: dudes, i'm driving to wong's chinese. let's go. dudes: epic! dude: but first we gotta stop at deb's and help her move her couch. dudes: brutal! guy walks into a bar guy: i'll bet $50 this duck can say a word meaning "phony doctor." bartender: you're on! duck: charlatan. bartender: no, that's too generalized. duck: he's right. pay the man. cruel humor sir 1: i played beethoven last night. sir 2: who won? poink! sir 2: i'm terribly sorry. my punchlines always do that to people. sir 1: i think i've re-injured my lumbar. pong: the comic strip ! marital mirth wife: for the past 25 years, i withheld sex to spite you. husband: i've beem withholding sex to spite you too! wife: oh. that probably reduced my strategy's effectiveness. absolutely real-life cartoons "oh, did you renew the car registration today?" "i don't know, granny. last week, they served tapioca. man, the cops had to break that joint up!" "yeah, i could go as low as five. i'm not saying we will have to go that low, but we know we can. do i want to go to five? absolutely not. but if we have to, we could do it. i don't think they know that,, and i don't think it will come to that. but we could go tofive."