Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 27, 2003

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling HARVEY RICHARDS ESQ. LAWYER For CHILDREN R.I.A.A. LAWSUIT DEFENSE SPECIALITY Harvey: So I came to discuss a settlement of our lawsuit against your client. Harvey: My client ISN'T settling! You're going to DROP this suit. Man: But Mr. Richards... Man: He clearly downloaded copyright-protected music... Harvey: LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! Man: excuse me, are you DENYING that he downloaded the "Monkey Man" song? Harvey: Excuuuse me, excuuuse me. Man: Now, see here! You're MOCKING me?! You are INCOMPETENT COUNSEL! Harvey: I know you are, but what am I? Man: Look, your client's actions are obviously illegal! Harvey: Not at all! He FOUND the song on the web! I cite the doctrine of FINDERS KEEPERS! Man: Okay! Two can play at this...COPY CAT, COPY CAT< PUT A DOODY IN YOUR HAT! Harvey: LA LA LA LA Man: He STOLE music! That's no fair, no fair!! Harvey: I can't hear you! La, la, LA! Man: Okay, you win. We're dropping the case. Harvey: Hey, you come into the playground -- you pay by PLAYGROUND rules!