Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 29, 2001

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Slappy McSuddster Boss: What qualifications do you have? Man: I was a lion tamer for 5 years. Boss: In the circus? Man: Terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center, killing thousands. Marital Mirth Man: Is your wife a good cook? Man #2: Last night, I asked her for a glass of water... Man #2: Terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center, killing thousands. Li'l Imps Girl: My daddy says his boss is a DOGGY! Boy: Really? What kind of doggy? Girl: Terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center, killing thousands. Nathaniel's Cobble Nathaniel: Whassat yer wearin' over yer eyeballs? Turtle: Ah found 'em yonder by th' town! Nathaniel: Terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center, killing thousands. Jenkins Man #1: I'd like you to come to a meeting on meetings that start too early. Man #2: What time does it start? Man #1: Terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center, killing thousands. My Pet, Peeve "Terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center, killing thousands." Oddball "Terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center, killing thousands." Oh, That Boy! "Terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center, killing thousands."