Dick Tracy by Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger for December 04, 2008

“Gotta do somthing!” LMAO! It’s about d@rn time.

no kidding… how come tracy wasn’t electrocuted? special boots, i guess

I love the smell of burnt flesh in the morning.

Roma’s still got her gun, but she’s in shock (bad pun) over the death of Braces. Tracy could probably take her gun right now by just asking for it, and I doubt she’d notice handing it over.

Nothing to do now but wait for BB, and wish I had enough talent like his to do something with this.

Yeah Dick Locher has “gotta do something”. It’s called RETIRE.

Dick Tracy let me down again today by not being able to bend in any non-akward, obtrusive way. Look at him in panel#1! I think the police dept will give him demerits for his poor form. For shame, Tracy, for shame.

I think we should check MF’s UL approval sticker. All this sizzling is against government regulations.

Braces sure can levitate for a dead guy.

“Gotta do something!” Folks, this forum is working. We’ve been telling him that for three weeks, and we finally got through.

Yeah, Tracy, you gotta do something. Now that you’ve kicked the head off’n MF/BF, take it home and give it to Tess for Christmas. Nothing like giving her a head. (Lips, keep thineselves closed!)Heh-heh!

Dick stopped making sizzling sounds and looked at Braces lying on the floor. “Guy got what was coming to him”, Tracy thought. “He was yapping so much I was getting a headache”. Tracy was prepared to slip away from the chick with the funny hair when he thought he heard someone who sounded like “Chief” Lizz coming in from the other room. Dick knew that the last thing he needed was for her to see him standing around doing nothing like an old fart. He knew she would use this as an excuse to force retirement on him. Shouting “Gotta do something”! Dick sprung into action, kicking with all his might at Magnum-Forces laughing head.

Magnum Force didn’t even feel Tracy’s kick, puny as it was. He’d gotten his revenge on that fool Braces. Didn’t matter what they did to him now. He determined to remain defiant to the end. “Too late, police persn”, Magnum Force mockingly spat out.

Natasha stood over Braces, not believing how nasty his burnt flesh looked and smelled. She slowly lowered her hands, not sure if she should try to steal his wallet.

To be Continued (hopefully for not much longer)…………………

Go BB! Unfortunately, you may have to continue this for much longer than you’d like to.

Wonder if Braces has made his last payment on MF/BF? It’d be terrible if he still owed on him.

BB, you may have to continue this through Christmas. Keep thinking up the great ideas!

This has got to be the most ridiculous storyline since Diet Smith brought back Moon Maid! C’mon Dick Locher, Diet Smith’s technology with Trazr and Braces with Magnum Force appears from fifty-year old sci-fi stories. Braces also looks suspiciously like Beavis.

“Gotta Do Something”

Yeah, that’s great idea after his head is ready to pop off like a spring.

I’m doing something too….opening a cold frosty one right about now…..

Ok, since I’ve started reading I’ve made it through three plot lines. Last Halloween the guy fell off the roof and was run over by a bulldozer. Baskerville was devoured by his own hounds. And now this weiner gets electrocuted by the disembodied hand of his own robot. Which had grabbed him by the jaw no less. Has Tracey ever actually arrested someone and brought him to trial? Or is he some kind of serial “standby and watch the perp die” kind of cop?

Dypak, don’t forget the Cole Lector plotline where DT bravely hid inside a ceramic horse and a suit of armor, and had to be rescued by Dab Stract (who killed the villain with a bow and arrow). This is the most action Dick has shown us all year.

Prison overcrowding must not be much of a problem in Tracy’s neck of the woods. The criminals usually die horribly before they get taken into custody.