Garfield by Jim Davis for November 22, 2009
Transcript:
Spider: Hey, DIRTBAG! Yeah, YOU, king ugly! You're so ugly, you make onions cry! You're so ugly, you have to trick-or-treat by phone! And by the way, stupidville called...they need you to pose for the town statue! *WHACK* Garfield: Open mic night is getting out of hand. Spider: Is this thing on?
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
YEAH! The spiders are back.
Blur4449 over 14 years ago
I like the title panel. Here’s a yo momma joke the spider might have said “Yo momma so ugly she scared the chrome off a car bumper.”
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Keep your day job, Spidey!
ben_david over 14 years ago
Took a second look at the title panel to see the tail sticking out of the tail.
glslightning over 14 years ago
The tail is sticking out of the neck…
drwatson over 14 years ago
I like it how the spider can’t actually talk but is using a microphone
drwatson over 14 years ago
I like it how the spider can’t actually talk but is using a microphone
drwatson over 14 years ago
I like it how the spider can’t actually talk but is using a microphone
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Exterminate the mice (rodent revolution) that Garfield won’t touch. I once had to throw my cat at a mouse. Didn’t work.
Dkram over 14 years ago
What we have here is a spider sucking around for a body cast. (x.x)
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alondra over 14 years ago
Did Garfield actually crawl into the turkey in the first panel and there stands Jon with a huge knife? He’d better get out of there!
canadaeh over 14 years ago
doing stand up is not easy
comYics over 14 years ago
That audience wasnt too happy with that spiders performance.
Valis616 over 14 years ago
Lewreader, you obviously didn’t throw it hard enough :P
skipandjan5253 over 14 years ago
What Tail ??
battycomic Premium Member over 14 years ago
That spider’s probably thinking, “Me and my biiiiiiiig mouth!”
Love the title panel!
Ushindi over 14 years ago
Personally, I like the spider’s jokes - he can perform for me any time…an arachnid Rickles.
1148559 over 14 years ago
I never did care for Rickles’ type of “humor.” I just don’t see anything funny about insults. Kudos to Garfield here.
nemcoquah over 14 years ago
my favorite comic is garfield. cuz i love cats.
JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
Are spiders good at standup because they’ve got eight legs to stand up on?
Bittermelon of Truth over 14 years ago
J.A.D. keep the I-hate-so-and-so-because-I-don’t-agree-with-em comments out of the comics. There are better venues.
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
Shouldn’t the mic have been flattened too, or is Garfield honing his skills??? :)
desturbedlio over 14 years ago
first spiders, then the world!
G.V.007 over 14 years ago
A spider on open mic what next a cockroach as a presidential candidate?
adam13245 over 14 years ago
That spider NEDEED that, ‘cause he was making a fool of hiself in front of garfield.