Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for May 31, 2009

See what you get for honesty Holly?

Slow learner.

That’s no lady, that’s my grandmother.

Love grandma’s answer in the second panel!

There’s no need to have a tantrum and throw things - if you get a senior citizen discount, you’re “old” and there’s nothing wrong with it.

Time to go drop grandma off at the Senility Sheraton. She’s an obvious danger to herself and those around her.

eatteaphonenome, only if her aim with the flower pots improve.

“Old” Is a state of mind. Holly deserved it; she is a disrespectful brat.

And Holly wonders why she has to go to summer school.

What team does grandma pitch for?

Let me at her! Holly that is!

Why are young girls so lazy, flippant, self-involved? But with any luck, they’ll grow up and be old ladies someday.

Who decides what “old” is anyway?

ejcapulet, I’ve been getting a senior discount at restaraunts since I was 38 years old! I have prematurely gray hair and people just assume I am a senior even though I still have a young looking face. I don’t correct them…. who am I to pass up getting a cheaper meal? But that doesn’t mean I’m old!

Joe_Minotaur said, “That’s no lady, that’s my grandmother.”

No that’s MY granny! Til the day she died I called her “Old Wrinkle” and the first thing she grabbed got toss at me…whatta gal, I sure do miss her!

Man my grandma never missed if you upset her and was in ANY way disrespectful, WHAM she would throw something at you and get you every time. I was glad when it was only food items and not spoons or forks, pots, pans. etc. HA she was a doozy!!

Holly just CAN’T take a hint!

Panel two should’ve tipped Holly off.