Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 12, 2004

Transcript:

Poncho: The living room...Shooot...every day I sit on the couch growing fatter while squirrely squats in the garden eating nuts and getting stronger. In the farthest reaches of the yard the squirrels wait. It's my mission to get them out. Near the begonias the wife is spraying pesticide. I love the smell of bug spray in the morning. Close to the hot zone some of the other pooches are catchin' some 'bee. Boomer: Squirrely don't fetch! Poncho: I'm close now...I can taste it...I make my move! Chazz: Why did you think playing "Flight of the Valkries" would scare them off? Poncho: I watch too many movies.