Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 11, 2004

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Poncho: This device I've created detects one's innder nature, and indicates whether they're a cat person or a dog person. Cat person. Snort. Cat person. No surprise there. Ferret person? Get with the times, pal! Now to train it on my master to confirm his love of dogs. Hey, what's wrong with this thing? Chazz: Now, look, Poncho... Poncho: What? This can't be!! Chazz: Poncho, a person can be more than one type! A person can be a dog person and also a-- Poncho: You tried out for "American Idol??"