Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 11, 2009

“Yes I have an ‘Open Door’ policy, but you must go through ther Chain-of-Command first”

Looks like someone is going to get employees landing on his desk.

Or back out the door or stuck to those spikes. Got to admit, that’s a cool wecome mat. There are some people at the office I’d like to slide that out for - and some door to door salesmen or faith peddlers.

The door is too low, the people can still see in and shout their complaints to him.

Boss might find himself as the only employee…

Wiley, if you don’t license those doormats, someone is going to steal the idea from you. It’s BRILLIANT!

Hope Dilbert’s Pointy-Haired boss isn’t reading this now..

But then again, he probably doesn’t read comics anyway..

What keeps others out, also keeps someone in – not unlike a prison cell.

Would be more effective to keep a pair of man eating tigers in the office, one stationed at each corner of the desk.

Then, just watch as hilarity ensues.

I had a manager with an open door policy - every time you walked by his office he called you inside for no good reason other than he was bored. Talk about the spider and the fly… He’d leave his office and the department would empty out with everyone rushing to get coffee and a restroom break and then get back before he did so we didn’t have to talk to him.

Watch out for the one who actually makes it to the desk.

You forgot the square outline on the floor in front of the desk representing the trapdoor to the Abandon-all-hope-ye-who-enter-here bottomless-pit-of-doom.

It should rather be a carpet-disguised Punji pit, looking all innocent until you step on/in it…