Pat Oliphant for June 29, 2009

I wonder if ol’ Pat had any money with Bernie?This one is so old it needs carbon dating. Just fill in your choice for Bernie. I’m not saying the man doesn’t deserve everything but I think Oliphant could have found something more pressing to draw and do it in a more original way.

Mr. Madoff must remember to utilize wet toilet paper up the tuchus, softens the blow, shall we say?

Hopefully the rest of the Madoff mafia will soon be joining him?

I would love this to be true, but unfortunately Bernie isn’t considered dangerous. Therefore he won’t be put in a cell with some ax-murderer who needs a girlfriend.

Not quite what Madoff deserves, but close to it after he screwed all his investors. Maybe they should get to write their own cartoon editorials of what they’d like to see happen to him and publish the best.

Madoff’s crimes are appalling, but it’s infantile and repellent to celebrate prison rape as appropriate punishment for anyone. Where punishment is deserved, it’s the government that should do the punishing, not criminals.

I kind of agree with the critics on this one. This is definitely not one of Pat’s more intelligent–or funny–commentaries.

I am still wondering how Cpt. Jay knows these tricks of the trade with wet tp.