FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 09, 2003

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Andy: Jason, you boys need to move your game so I can set the table for dinner. Jason: I'd be happy to, Mom, but my Orc Warrior says that unless you can beat a +19 ax in combat, he's not going anywhere. Andy: How's a -1 dessert tonight for you sound? Marcus: I don't think that's in the rule book. Jason: Parent's never play fair.