FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 28, 2000

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Jason (youngest son): So, Peter, what are you dressing up as for Halloween trick-or-treating? Peter (oldest son): Dingus, I'm 16 years old. Guys my age don't go trick-or-treating. Jason (youngest son): Duh. Peter (oldest son): Sheesh. Use your head. Jason (youngest son): So you'll be dressing up as someone younger. Peter (oldest son): I figure if I shave I can pass for 12.