FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 02, 1999

Transcript:

Jason: Want to see my death-defying straitjacket escape? I've been practicing it all afternoon. Peter: Sure. Jason: Oof...uggh...almost there...oof...here we go...ta da! Peter: Where's the defying death part? Jason: That'll come when Paige sees what this has done to her sweater. Peter: Have you considered working up a good vanishing act?