FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 21, 1998

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Andy: Jason, sweetie, what's wrong? Jason: I kinda sorta told this girl at school that I kinda sorta might possibly in some infinitesimal, atom-sized way, kinda sorta like her. I've always despised girls, Mom! Have I lost my mind?! What does this mean?! Andy: Well, it probably means you're starting to mature. Jason: Aaaa! Not that! Andy: ...Kinda sorta. Jason: Oh, man--atoms are so big! Why didn't I tell her "quark-sized"?!