Years ago my uncle had a German Shepherd and was expecting his brother, who the dog loved. He heard a knock and when he opened the door he jokingly said “Truman, kill!” Cut to a very frightened Jehovah’s Witness running away.
Just as my husband, daughters and I were leaving my brother’s house, a JW approached us. He gave us his general opening statement and I proceeded to evangelize to him, giving him my testimony. Surprised and disappointed, he slunk away.
Our minister kept a pile of Baptist literature by the door. He’d offer some to JWs, LDSs, and other door to door religion hawkers. They tended to leave rather promptly without making their pitch.
JWs don’t argue or “slink away”. They are there to offer quality and accurate Bible information, and do not “sell”door-to-door. If you guys would listen and researce whatthey are trying to tell you, you might form a different opinion.
@furnituremaker – my sister is JW and has been trying to convert me for years. I listened some – enough to know it is total bulloney. What I do is let the dogs out in the front yard. I have 3 bouncy Australian Shepherds who would probably lick them to death if they opened the gate. They don’t even get near the fence.
Funny thing about Jehovah’s Witnesses; even their name is wrong. “Jehovah” is actually a mistranslation of Yahweh. Try that on them when they come to the door.
LeslieBark over 10 years ago
My answers: Yes. No. Yes. Goodbye.
Opus Croakus over 10 years ago
Years ago my uncle had a German Shepherd and was expecting his brother, who the dog loved. He heard a knock and when he opened the door he jokingly said “Truman, kill!” Cut to a very frightened Jehovah’s Witness running away.
Wren Fahel over 10 years ago
Just as my husband, daughters and I were leaving my brother’s house, a JW approached us. He gave us his general opening statement and I proceeded to evangelize to him, giving him my testimony. Surprised and disappointed, he slunk away.
dorotheac928 over 10 years ago
Our minister kept a pile of Baptist literature by the door. He’d offer some to JWs, LDSs, and other door to door religion hawkers. They tended to leave rather promptly without making their pitch.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Okay, that’s it! Binkley to Bolivia!
chris_o42 over 10 years ago
I just tell them I am a practicing Druid.
crabbear over 10 years ago
Berkeley is hands down the best and has been for years. I love what he does!!!!!
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Good morningNo, thank youTa
e.groves over 10 years ago
Be polite. Just no thanks does it for me.
liberalnlovinit over 10 years ago
Send him to Belize instead…
shipl14 over 10 years ago
Or Mormons
woodwork over 10 years ago
JWs don’t argue or “slink away”. They are there to offer quality and accurate Bible information, and do not “sell”door-to-door. If you guys would listen and researce whatthey are trying to tell you, you might form a different opinion.
krisjackson01 over 10 years ago
I don’t want you to waste your time here. I want you to waste your time somewhere else.
Catherine Spencer-Mills Premium Member over 10 years ago
@furnituremaker – my sister is JW and has been trying to convert me for years. I listened some – enough to know it is total bulloney. What I do is let the dogs out in the front yard. I have 3 bouncy Australian Shepherds who would probably lick them to death if they opened the gate. They don’t even get near the fence.
shipl14 over 10 years ago
JW’s theology is much more Orthodox than the Mormons.
tigerchik32 over 10 years ago
When I was a kid, my best friend’s cousin was a JW. She lived down the street from me and never once tried to force her faith on me
Bman653850 over 10 years ago
Funny thing about Jehovah’s Witnesses; even their name is wrong. “Jehovah” is actually a mistranslation of Yahweh. Try that on them when they come to the door.