Missionary gets captured by the local ethnics and every day they slash him with a knife and drink a cup of his blood. This goes on for a week, then the missionary calls over the head of the tribe and he says, “Look buddy—I’m tired of being stuck for the drinks.” (Rimshot)
Tourist comes up to the old farmer, says, “Hey, them the Catskill mountains?” Old farmer says, “Nope. Them cats kill mice.”
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
There’s funny, and then there’s funny. And then comes W.A. Thornhump….
Caldonia over 10 years ago
(“Likes” Leona on Facebook…And then “likes” Peter Gabriel on Facebook)
2578275 over 10 years ago
The favorite words of most bosses: " You’re fired!" We’re talking about Power! Control! Domination!
lisapaloma13 over 10 years ago
(groan-chuckle)
Sir Osis of Liver over 10 years ago
Bloom County Inc.’s management is hiring scabs now. Interested?
Strod over 10 years ago
Bite him, Leona. Bite him!
bostonEddie over 10 years ago
Missionary gets captured by the local ethnics and every day they slash him with a knife and drink a cup of his blood. This goes on for a week, then the missionary calls over the head of the tribe and he says, “Look buddy—I’m tired of being stuck for the drinks.” (Rimshot)
Tourist comes up to the old farmer, says, “Hey, them the Catskill mountains?” Old farmer says, “Nope. Them cats kill mice.”
I may get well, but I’ll never get better…