Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for February 25, 2013

I laughed till I cried on this one!

Okay…Mr. T, some relative of Binkley’s Great Purple Snorkelwhacker, and a plumper in a horned helmet…where are the man-eating bananas? The 9-foot cucumber was quite placid, last time I checked.

I didn’t know “Tequila Fanny Bangers” were an actual thing, but apparently so.

Tequila Fanny Banger

1 shot tequila

1 shot vodka

1 shot Midori

1 dash triple sec

1 dash freshly squeezed lime juice

Put all of the ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice and shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass to serve.

When I quit drinking, Seagram’s had to lay off the third shift.

Midori always adds a fresh green color to the post drinking puke.

37???? in one night?

My drink of choice is tequila and orange juice. I can drink them all weekend and still remember most of what happend. The only hallucination I ever got was a girl in a purple dress and a sparkling gold wig.

being a child of the sixties i have no fear of the occasional hallucination. just smile and wave ’em on through. my third shift used to work at “heaven hill” vodka. can you imagine, “heaven hill”? utterly vile!

You know it been a bit too much when your halucinations stage an intervention !

I guess we should be pleased to see that Steve Dallas, against all medical odds, is still alive after 37 Fanny Bangers at one party.

Darn, I bet myself the usual beer that Bill the cat ate the strip again. No beer for me today and no hallucinations.

Guy arrives at his brothers frat house late at night for a visit. Seeing a light in an upstairs window he tosses a few pebbles. Window opens and someone asks what he wants. Guy asks if ( insert name ) lives here. Guy in window replies, “yeah, just leave him on the porch, we’ll pick him up in the morning”.

More ABSOLUTE PROOF Kevin Patrick Smith reads the funny papers!!!! (Add bloom county’s 37 reference and peanuts main character Charlie Brown together and, ta-da, and you get Dante hicks from the clerks trilogy!) Dan aka…

Also, you’re in pretty bad shape if your own hallucinations want to save you at the cost of their own existences!!!! Dan aka…ps whoa!