Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for December 05, 2012

So, young Binkley is not destined to become a professional sculptor?

Be glad he’s smart enough not to make a paper-mache ashtray.

that is why we have gift cards.

Dad would have been happier with Dolly Parton’s bust.

I remember on ‘Johnny Carson,’ she said they’re real. But, no matter. I like your DP sentiment.I think that was Tom Binkley’s way of saying it’s the thought that counts.

Dolly would have thought it funny – I’ve always liked how honest she is about herself.

Victor/Victoria anyone?

Julie Andrews shaped like cow dung. There is that Bloom County strip of when Opus was going to get married where they got hold of that film outtake where Julie Andrews says the “S” word.

It’s the thought that counts.

Just the bust?

From The Naked Gun 21/2:

Woman: Is this some kind of bust?Frank Drebin: Yes, ma’am, it very impressive.