Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 23, 2006

Transcript:

Poncho: Hey, check this out... look at me! I'm a human! This is my noose! I toil every day at a pointless, dead-end job! Boomer: Ha! Look at me! I get two lousy weeks of vacation per year! On weekends I have to mow the stupid lawn! Poncho: Ha! I'm a stupid human! I'll never have enough to retire! Boomer: I lift weights because I'm afraid of getting old! Poncho: Ha ha! I bought an ab machine but I never use it! Ha! Boomer: Ha ha! I only read the sports page! I don't have a clue what's going on! Ha ha! Poncho: Can we have a biscuit?