FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 09, 1998

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Teacher: Class, last year I noticed a problem with the way Valentine's day cards were being exchanged. It seemed some of you were getting lots of cards while others were getting very few. I've decided that as fifth-graders, you're too young to have to deal with that sort of stress. So this year, I want you to bring enough cards for all of your classmates. That'll make things fair. Of course this may introduce another sort of stress... Boys: We have to give cards to girls?!? Girls: We have to give cards to boys?!?