Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 15, 2008

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Dad: Are the balloons made of a non-choking, non-polluting, biodegradable substance? Save your money! But not in stocks! Too volatile! Not in bonds! Too weak! Not in commodities! Too iffy! Never talk to strangers! Or e-mail them! Or give them your credit card number! Or your PIN! Or your Social Security number! Or your password! Or your access code! Or your mother's maiden name! Always lock your doors. But first check your home's mold levels, lead levels, and the mercury content of the fish in your freezer! Cathy: All dads worry. The great one get the "weekly worry upgrade." Mom: Water, dear? Dad: Not if the plastic bottle contains BPA!!