Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 31, 2008

Transcript:

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Adventures of the PASSIVE AGGRESSOR Known to the world merely as Louis Maltby, the Passive Aggressor's secret brings him unfathomable power, but also hardships so fearsome, they would crush an ordinary man! Mother: Louis, please remember to put the garbage out. Louis: It will be my PLEASURE! Mother: Louis, come on! There's no reason to be angry! Louis: What! I said I'd DO it! Mother: You have to understand that we can't drive you because of Jack's funeral! Louis: I KNOW! Obviously, it's NO PROBLEM, Mom! Mother: There will be other car shows. Louis: Right, in a decade or so. Mother: Oh, stop it! Now, there's turkey in the fridge for lunch! Thus are the awesome burdens borne by the Passive Aggressor, situated as he is at the PRECISE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE! Louis: Great. That's totally rockin', Mom!