“Now to make some money!”
Wheel in soda and pizza cart - geek nourishment staples.
Wheel in pay-per-poo porta potty.
Nothing better than a captive market!
All they have to do is say “Eh, we need your old devices to trade in for the new one”
Put a sticker or whatever, then give it back say that it’s the new device…
I don’t get the people who line up for new gadgets/books/movies. By the time they are released, you’ve been waiting for months or even years. What’s waiting a few more days to avoid a crowd?
rayannina almost 13 years ago
“Never!” – S.J., Cupertino
weasel_monkey almost 13 years ago
“Now to make some money!” Wheel in soda and pizza cart - geek nourishment staples. Wheel in pay-per-poo porta potty. Nothing better than a captive market!
Edcole1961 almost 13 years ago
The new “Lie Pad.”
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Now why would you want to do that?
roctor almost 13 years ago
It’ll be here tomarrow.
x_Tech almost 13 years ago
Do you know how to keep a GoComics fan in suspense?
See my comment tomorrow.
AlanDF almost 13 years ago
iLemmings.
lewisbower almost 13 years ago
Is Luddite really a bad name?
DavidGBA almost 13 years ago
Not to worry, it’ll be here any moment, and then gone just as quick.
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
Steve Jobs school of advertising
BloomCo almost 13 years ago
The iGotta Get A Life.
And I’m a Mac user.
vzs1022 almost 13 years ago
iWait
walruscarver2000 almost 13 years ago
Hey! I own stock in that company!
GeraldTarrant almost 13 years ago
Walk into a bar, conveniently “forget” your folder that contains the plans for the “hot new apple product in development”
Laugh as what ensues.
Destiny23 almost 13 years ago
It must be embarrassing for all those gullible fools who line up for ANY new product to realize they are just putty in marketers’ hands…
Varnes almost 13 years ago
baslim, thanks for the mention of the book….I’ll check it out…
Pelicanator almost 13 years ago
All they have to do is say “Eh, we need your old devices to trade in for the new one” Put a sticker or whatever, then give it back say that it’s the new device…
Ernest Lemmingway almost 13 years ago
“If you say you’re building it, they will come.”
biltn1953 almost 13 years ago
Uh-Is this the end of the line?
notinksanymore Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I don’t get the people who line up for new gadgets/books/movies. By the time they are released, you’ve been waiting for months or even years. What’s waiting a few more days to avoid a crowd?
Dtroutma almost 13 years ago
It’s been pulling them in since Abraham.
worldisacomic almost 13 years ago
As long as its for a good cause!
Yukoneric almost 13 years ago
April 1st……………….
treered almost 13 years ago
15 hours to get to…. we all scream
tnazar almost 13 years ago
iWish I’d bought Apple stock 15 years ago.
ishannon5289 almost 13 years ago
Great timing! Connan had a similar sketch last night for the iDEA. I hope people can find it on you tube.
puddleglum1066 almost 13 years ago
Or, as Borowitz said…
http://tinyurl.com/3bjspdv
————————– Sent from my iPad 2
yuggib almost 13 years ago
(Somebody has to say it! Why not me?)
…for ice cream!
ilsapadu almost 13 years ago
If it doesn’t show up at least they’re in line for the next next big thing.