Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 14, 2011

So that’s what it takes to scare Lio

No, Lio’s just afraid of WINNING! Duh.

Run! It’s The Sheenistein Monster.

Mark Tatulli getting topical. WOW!

Apt depiction….

Isn’t “2½ Men” the autobiography of Frankenstein’s monster?

Waning…

Run, zombies! Oh, wait…

I mean shamble! Shamble for your unlives!

Lio–FTW!

Isn’t his 15 minutes up yet?!

maybe its me but that looks more like Gary Busey than Sheen

http://www.meonews.com/famous-actor-gary-busey-quotations

Hey I’m sorry but where are the HOOKERS?

Has anyone heard from Sheen’s life insurance agent lately?

Colt, Heidi Fleiss left town.

Clearly Lio didn’t see Cooking with Sheen at the Funny or Die site, otherwise he would be laughing at him.

The last time I went to the Celebrity Death-Watch website, they were doing Tony Curtis, so now maybe they have an opening for Sheen.

The reason we are glued to our screens/papers/TVs is we all need assurance somebody is stupider than us.

I didn’t know Keith Richards was a fan of 2 And Half Men.

TOPICAL HUMOR Hah!, LOVE IT! …… Well if the show stops at least ‘Lil” Angus (the kid) won’t have to worry about college tuition because he can probably BUY ONE.

Oh my gosh! Isn’t that the truth!

Good LORD, is nothing sacred? let’s stop wasting time on this man, world!

I hear that Frankenstein was made out of seven and a quarter men.

Frank > Charlie

Next Mark can have Charlie Sheen and Michael Vick meet each other…..maybe in a Lio-created unescapable death trap?

Call him all the names you want, the idiot has made more money than all of us suckers combined. Care for another royalty sir?

Someone had to say it… Thanks, Lio…

Not to be a party-pooper, but I don’t really find this funny… In my opinion, Charlie Sheen needs psychiatric help and it’s not right for everyone to be making fun of him (or for the media to keep sensationalizing his story!)

@vanpelt

Maybe, but some folks are BANANAS about this! :D

LOL. I’m sorry but Charlie set himself up to be parodied on the comics page. Lio handled it with style

On the bright side, at least someone still reads the L.A. Times.

Lio, I suggest you introduce FrankenSheen to Eva Rose; he’ll annoy her, and she’ll gut him.

Enter the ½ man.

Good one!

Charlie should be safe around the zombies, I hear they only eat brains…

Just hop on. It’ll be a hell of a ride.

Mark better be careful - Charlie just might sue him for royalties!

45 comments by 9:12pm ET

WINNING!

Without Charlie Sheen in that show, they’re going to have to call it “Two Men”.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Three cigarettes.. hey Charlie, that stuff will kill you!

Gotta be bad if the zombies and Lio are scared.

OMFG RUN!!!

run lio or charie sheen will ftw