Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 07, 2011

With that many arrows sticking in him he should be dead.

How did he get hit by arrows in the front? Did he actually face an enemy before turning and running away?

Maybe that’s a pre-existing condition.

@TheSkulker I assume half of the arrows are from his own people ;)

Or maybe he was actually surrounded by the enemy.

Rodney must have a strong will to live…he’s actually cheating death with 8 arrows in his body.

He deserves better.

Only in America would this be really understood.

Yukoner, talk about irony. A medieval European knight with modern American health insurance.

I’m surprised the Fink has health insurance on his employees.

With a schnoz like that, he really needs nose armour!

We’ll just let the excess arows in and give you physical therapy.

It sounds like Rodney has the same health insurance I have.

I see Rodney wore his Arrow shirt to work today.

Just get to the point, doc.

The next time the Huns attack the village, tell the Dr. “Sorry, we can’t afford anyone to defend you.”

Sorry Sir Rod! Pick 2 and come back next year!

Every health problem you have is automatically a preexisting condition. Quit whining.

Nabuquduriuzhur said, “Only the nose arrow looks like a wound. None of the others looks it actually could actually go through the tabbard, mail and underlying leather padding. Otherwise, what’s the point of wearing mail?”

So that he would have something to read between battles.

Every drafty knows you go to the corpsman and he gives you a bottle of pills and a no duty chit. Navy corpsmen also tell you you’re cute.

And THAT only if the two arrows are fired on the sixth Tuesday of next month!!

Read the fine print!!!

He’s got group insurance. And it’s only good if the whole dam group gets hurt!!

( Yes I know dam is misspelled. Gotta get it past the censors!)

Sounds like a health insurance company. They will only cover you as long as your 100% healthy

No wonder Rod always runs from the Huns—He’s got Obama Care.

Point made!