Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for March 27, 2011
Transcript:
Stone Soup by Jan Eliot Gramma Evie: Anybody have change for a ten? Val: What for? Gramma Evie: I need ten ones for poker night. Holly: Sheesh, Gramma. That's a lot of money! Gramma Evie: Don't worry...Gramma's a shark. Alix: Then why do you need to borrow ten bucks?? Gramma Evie: I don't need to BORROW it. I just need to put ten ones for the POT. Alix & Holly: GASP Gramma Evie: Never mind. I'll stop at Jiffy Mart. Alix: They SELL it there?! Gramma Evie: Please explain it to them. Val: It might be easier if you took up knitting.
RinaFarina about 13 years ago
What comment can I make? I don’t understand much of this any better than the girls do!
RinaFarina about 13 years ago
What makes Val think knitting is easier to explain? Is it that MONEY has this Magical Mystique?
Don’t forget that the federal government considers knitting needles a deadly weapon…
TheSkulker about 13 years ago
And a poker “pot” is the accumulation of money that players have contributed - both from their “ante” at the start of the hand (a fee to play and receive cards for the hand), and any subsequent bets.
Dkram about 13 years ago
Gramma is a card shark?
Deal me in.
\\//_
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
If Evie takes up knitting, the girls will just think she’s gone from marijuana to heroin.
I’ve seen the needles, and the damage done…
MrRobi about 13 years ago
@fritzoid - lol: Neil Young sings about knitting.
wellhoney about 13 years ago
I think the comments are as funny as the strip itself (^^)
lightenup Premium Member about 13 years ago
Evie should play poker with Annie from “The Meaning of Lila”. Apparently she’s a shark as well. Sad that Alix knows what pot is at her age. My 8-year-old (her birthday is today!! Happy Birthday to my big girl :-)) doesn’t know what pot is, other than something to cook in.
junco49 about 13 years ago
Don’t tell the girls anything. It makes grandma MUCH more interesting.
Destiny23 about 13 years ago
Err, I”m sure it’s medicinal, right Grandma?!?!
phuhknees about 13 years ago
Pot jokes in the Sunday funnies?!?
I LIKE it!
RinaFarina about 13 years ago
Well, I tried to italicize part of the text, but it didn’t work…
RinaFarina about 13 years ago
I am reminded of an old song (you’ll see how old from the vocabulary):
Somebody fink to the fuzz, and we all got busted Somebody fink to the fuzz, say we get high Somebody fink to the fuzz, and we all got busted Somebody fink to the fuzz, it’s a dirty lie.
Everybody talkin about my pot Judge, the only pot I got Is the pot in which I always do my cookin! How would I know it’s against the law To have a mattress made of Tijuana straw Somebody sold it to me when I wasn lookin!
*”Pleasant dreams,” he said Pleasant dreams I had*
and then Somebody fink to the fuzz, and we all got busted Somebody fink to the fuzz, say we get high Somebody fink to the fuzz, and we all got busted Somebody fink to the fuzz, it’s a dirty lie. Nobody here gets high! You know the reason why! We in the POlice eye!
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kab2rb about 13 years ago
Comments are funny. Those girls. Evie I know what your getting at.
lightenup for your little girl
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHESkfaatz925 about 13 years ago
LOL! At Alix’s age, I’m sure I wouldn’t have understood this either, but very funny!
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
Rina, put an asterisk before and after the text you want to italicize. If you’re doing a single word or a block of text (with no returns), doing it once is sufficient (don’t put a space between the asterisk and the first or last word), but if you’re doing lined verse you need to individually italicize each line.
I only needed to use a single asterisk (before and after) to italicize this whole sentence, even though it runs to more than one line.
But for this text, I need to place the asterisks At the beginning and end Of each line.
(By the way, single asterisks before and after give you italics, double asterisks give you boldface, and triple asterisks give you bold italics.)
vldazzle about 13 years ago
When I was little, family nights had all kinds of card games (many with a pot_but usually not real money). Many words and terms have changed in meaning since my youth in the 40s-50s. Cartoon could be and have been made of many of those.
lightenup Premium Member about 13 years ago
Thank you Kab!! She’ll be so thrilled! :-)
phuhknees about 13 years ago
what do quadruple *asterisks* getcha? Hmmmm… apparently, superfluous asterisks… and how would one embed images, such as ♥Kab♥ Buch displayed? Semi-colons? How would one learn more of this arcane formatting language?