The Doozies by Tom Gammill for February 23, 2011

I checked Google Maps and I can’t find Doozieville.

Isn’t Doozieville a short walk from Mayberry?

I wonder how many RPMs he gets out of that bow tie?

circulation: 82

When is Dean gonna sell off that icecream store finally?

^ When Tom runs out of story ideas for it?

Dean’s in the big time now. Soon he’ll be stealing necklaces with Lindsay Lohan.

Hey, Dean’s bow tie is more versatile than Leo Fatcat’s…

The critic just said that because he was hypmotized by the tie.

..do they make their own ice cream or just serve it?…