Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 13, 1988

Transcript:

Marcie and Peppermint Patty are walking down the lane. Marcie says, "We're never going to win the splendid bowl, sir..." Peppermint Patty holding a football replies,"Super bowl"<BR><BR> She kicks the ball as Marcie stops, watches her, and says, "Whatever" "I hate football."<BR><BR> She kneels on the ground as Peppermint Patty kneels on her hands and knees and says, "Okay, Marcie, go out straight, cut left, and then cut right..."<BR><BR> Marcie runs off as Peppermint Patty prepares to throw the ball. Marcie stands inside a building looking out the window. She walks back saying, "That didn't work, sir..I ended up in the garage...."<BR><BR> They kneel again with the ball next to them. Peppermint Patty says, "Well, this time go out left, cut straight, and then cut left again...."<BR><BR> Marcie stares out from an outdoor basement. She walks back saying, "That didn't work either, sir...I ended up in the cellar..."<BR><BR> They kneel again and Peppermint Patty says, "Well, this time, Marcie, just go straight out...don't cut left or cut right....just go straight out!"<BR><BR> As she prepares to throw the ball, she hears a bonk.<BR><BR> A dishevelled Marcie returns to her and she say,"Sorry about the tree, Marcie.." The latter says, "I have a suggestion, sir..why don't you just hand me the ball?"<BR><BR>