Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 09, 1984

Transcript:

Sally stands in front of her school class. She says, "One 'rod' equals nine feet . . . One 'span' equals nine inches . . ."<BR><BR> Sally says, "One 'pace' equals three feet . . . One 'handbreadth' equals three inches . . ."<BR><BR> Sally says, "And one 'school day' equals a hundred years!"<BR><BR> Sally turns and says, "Sorry, Ma'am, I couldn't help slipping that in there . . ."<BR><BR>