Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 23, 2011
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Transcript:
Adam: Sigh. I"m so depressed I don't even think coffee can cheer me up. Laura: What's the matter? Adam: Well, last year at this time, we were excitedly gearing up for the winter Olympics. This year...there's nothing but an icy wasteland waiting for us. Laura: Maybe we could schedule a Newman family Olympics. Adam: That's not a bad idea. I'll be able to use my luge jumpsuit again. Laura: So here are my ideas for events: Basement Cleaning, Furniture Polishing, Homework Finishing, Music Lessoning, and Wife Adoring. Adam: With the aerodynamic benefits of my luge suit, I like my chances to break the world furniture-polishing record. Laura: And think what it'll do for your Wife Adoring.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 13 years ago
Adam needs to get down with some football! Today’s games should keep him busy. I’ll take the playoffs any day over the Olympics, there’s no comparison!
jimpow about 13 years ago
In my house furniture polishing is called foreplay.
runar about 13 years ago
My wife and I had a nice division of household tasks. I cook=ed, she did laundry and we both cleaned. It gave us plenty of time for mutual adoration.
Allan CB Premium Member about 13 years ago
Dry - Sorry. Olympics are better then Football. GO CANADA!!
COWBOY7 about 13 years ago
Go for it Adam. But NO luge suit!
michael.p.pumilia about 13 years ago
Anybody got some used snow to send to Canada. I understand they have a shortage this year. Oh Yeah, they had a shortage for the Winter Olympics too! Seems all the snow storms have slipped south.