Dave Barry on reading the ingredients panel: “If the average number of syllables per ingredient is one or two, the item is probably safe to consume in small doses. If three or four, it should only be handled by specialists in full protective gear. If five or more, set the container down very carefully and flee the vicinity.”
J Short about 11 years ago
If you have to read ingredients don’t eat it.
K M about 11 years ago
Dave Barry on reading the ingredients panel: “If the average number of syllables per ingredient is one or two, the item is probably safe to consume in small doses. If three or four, it should only be handled by specialists in full protective gear. If five or more, set the container down very carefully and flee the vicinity.”