Heart of the City by Steenz for December 14, 2010

  1. Destiny
    Destiny23  over 13 years ago

    Hey Dean, if you buy Heart the tree that you KNOW she wants for Christmas, maybe she’ll buy you that doll – er, action figure that you want! Nothing says love like the gift of foliage!!

    (A Diamond is Forever, a Norway Spruce is three weeks…)

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    rajalabritt191  over 13 years ago

    Norway Spruce…how sweet is that….for a person from Norway!

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago

    If you cross a Norway Spruce with a Blue Spruce, you get a Norwegian Blue Spruce. Beautiful foliage (needlage?), but the scent turns pretty rank after a few days.

    (Ironically, this spruce is known to pine for the fjords…)

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    ponytail56  over 13 years ago

    isn’t it good …norweigan wood

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Alright you cone-heads. Fir Pete’s sake, let’s spruce up our puns and get to the point. Don’t o-pine about it, just do it.

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    Decepticomic  almost 3 years ago

    Are we forgetting the story Addy told Heart about the time she went to cut down a tree for her first xmas with Heart, changed her mind when she saw how big and beautiful it was, and opted to use an artificial one from then on?

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