Edith: There's no way I'll be able to hit that can. Man: If it was easy, it wouldn't be a fun game. Edith: But it only becomes a game if you eventually hit it. Man: The safest place in America right now is in that can.
Instead of hauling a cooler you should have a port-a-potty and a stadium blanket; you just have to resist standing to cheer a goal.
Bill Hinds
August 01, 2014
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Instead of hauling a cooler you should have a port-a-potty and a stadium blanket; you just have to resist standing to cheer a goal.