The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for March 21, 2018

There was no room for it, but the defense attorney who also wished that he knew Brie and is oogling her right now.

A prize to anyone who actually read all the text.

I love reading all the text. Pointing out the cleavage was unnecessary for any guy reading this. And thank you for remembering Ginger.

I had my first ever jury duty summons recently, but I didn’t get called for any pools. So I just sat in a chair and read mystery books on my iPad all day. Some unlucky folks were told they had to come back the next day but I wasn’t one. So civic duty with minimal impact.

(Quietly mentioning that I think you meant “I wish I were.”)

Keep it up Lennie, you almost always make my day!

Keep it up Lennie, you almost always make my day!