Unstrange Phenomena by Ed Allison for March 12, 2018

I never set my cat – I just let it blink ‘12:00’ on and off as usual.

What if your cat is metric?

I have an automatic feeder that has a clock. It is set for 7AM which is now 8AM, I doubt the cat knows the difference.

Cats have an internal clock. Set the time any way you want. They will still wake you up at the same time regardless whether it is 5 am or 6 am.

Sacred Chao, Discordian Brother! You’r humor makes me snort bunless hotdogs out my nose!

Cat born in America measure in inches.