The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 22, 2018

Hey! I like this excuse!

And I was blaming the underpants gnomes! Boy, do I feel silly.

And they take pride in their work – you could say they’re flush with pride.

I thought gremlins made the mess and elves cleaned it up…

Ha! See?! Proof that it wasn’t me after all…

so that’s how my bathroom gets so dirty! thought some one pished on the floor!

My first wife left me, complaining that I never put the toilet seat and cover down. If I had only known about bathroom elves maybe my lawyer could have helped in my defense.

The one on the top of the commode is Bout to be on a roll…

I guess working for Santa is just seasonal employment.

Guess they don’t know where I work…

This one’s funny. Almost Larsonesque.

This is what happens when they’re gnome alone.

Urinal lot of trouble now!

Funny how they don’t inhabit single peoples’ homes….

I’d like to use this as an excuse, but it’s just me and I ain’t buying it.

Tanks alot, you guys!

Mr. Hilburn, one of your best

Santa’s a bit sloppy on the porcelain facility?

Of course… they’re male elves!