In this day and age
in this big old troubled world
where the little guy ain’t got a chance
There’s only one thing I can think of
that could make a difference….
If I had a bulldozer
everything would be so fine
I would never have to move it over
never have to stand in line
If I had a bulldozer, there’d be lots lots of parking places
I’d just look for that brand new Corvette
that’s takin’ up 2 spaces!
If I had a diesel rig, with a big old blade
treads just like a tank, I would have it made
Courtesy would reign, arguments would cease
‘cause everyone would know, I’d squash ‘em like a cheese!
If I had a bulldozer, my application would go through
my boss would run to get my coat
if I decided to leave by 2
If I had a bulldozer, the IRS would never chide
You know and audit would really go quickly
with a ‘dozer idling outside!
If I had a diesel rig, with a big old blade
treads just like a tank, I would have it made
Courtesy would reign, arguments abate
‘cause everyone would know, I’d squash ‘em like a grape!
If I had a bulldozer, all the doors would open up
people would treat me with a lot more respect
or I’d knock ‘em down and squash ‘em up!
If I had a diesel rig, with a big old blade
The world would be a better place!
LittleSister18 over 13 years ago
Seems like everyone’s on the go these days.
Hello everyone.
hlagallah over 13 years ago
Revenge!!
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
I’d say Weenus has had enough!
TheWildSow over 13 years ago
Weenus is a Heywood Banks fan!
In this day and age in this big old troubled world where the little guy ain’t got a chance There’s only one thing I can think of that could make a difference….
If I had a bulldozer everything would be so fine I would never have to move it over never have to stand in line
If I had a bulldozer, there’d be lots lots of parking places I’d just look for that brand new Corvette that’s takin’ up 2 spaces!
If I had a diesel rig, with a big old blade treads just like a tank, I would have it made Courtesy would reign, arguments would cease ‘cause everyone would know, I’d squash ‘em like a cheese!
If I had a bulldozer, my application would go through my boss would run to get my coat if I decided to leave by 2 If I had a bulldozer, the IRS would never chide You know and audit would really go quickly with a ‘dozer idling outside!
If I had a diesel rig, with a big old blade treads just like a tank, I would have it made Courtesy would reign, arguments abate ‘cause everyone would know, I’d squash ‘em like a grape!
If I had a bulldozer, all the doors would open up people would treat me with a lot more respect or I’d knock ‘em down and squash ‘em up!
If I had a diesel rig, with a big old blade The world would be a better place!
lin4869 over 13 years ago
**TheWildSow”, good one!
ponytail56 over 13 years ago
Dem good ting yo ain’t got a deisel rig
electricshadow Premium Member over 13 years ago
I’m havin’ a bad bad day It’s about time that I get my way Steamrollin’ whatever I see Huh, despicable me
Thank you, Pharell and Jonathan.