Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 23, 2018

Don Jr., Erik, and Zinke, perfect trip for ’em. (And any “trophy” hunters.)

Getting ready to serve man.

Looks like everyone gets a sporting chance.

Yes! the right to arm bears!

It looks like even the bears have assault rifles now.

Hey Trump, here’s a situation you can run into without a weapon.

Nah! Buttercup would just nuke the joint and clear about 10 square miles of forest at the same time. His idea for opening up national forest land for development. Sort of, well, now that the land is cleared anyway . . .

Send in the Wiley Bakers.

Those look like AR-15’s with oversize clips. YUP AR-15’s are hunting rifles after all

Armed bears to the right!

So what kind of “bears” were those guys looking for?

You might want to check out the fishing at the lake over on the other road.

They are going to barely survive.

The brochure says the lodge has a Meals on Wheels program.

Would people want to hunt if the animals could shoot back at them?

They must all be from Chicago – Da Bears!

The brochure states, “It’s the ultimate destination!” ;)

Better step on it, Leroy. The bears are hunting us.

YAY!! Wiley Bears!! YAY!!!!

Should have gone to the “Big Bare Hunting Camp” instead. (Clothing optional)

I bet they left out the apostrophe on purpose…See, if it were written, Big Bear’s Hunting Lodge, it would be truer…….But what are ya gonna do with Wiley Bears..They’re kinda sneaky…Hmmmmm….Maybe it should be “Wiley’s Bears”?

No fair! The bears baited the hunting grounds with beer and pork rinds!

We had a game for our PC way back when called “Deer Hunter’s Revenge” in which the deer were the hunters. They would use naked women and beer as bait….

I still don’t understand calling hunting a “sport”. In a true sport, the “teams” are pretty evenly matched, they know they’re competing, and they certainly know the stakes.

Wow! Lots of likes and lots of comments. Staying out of the social debate about hunting, it is funny. Miller brings it everyday! I salute you!

This is a perfect example of the Truth In Advertising !

Thanks for a good guffaw, Wiley !

Mwa ha ha ha ha! Welcome to our turf, hyoomans!

Heh Heh. Hands up!

Wait… Do bears have the right to bear arms?

No, but they can wear speedo’s if they want to.

Grin and bear it, that is what you look like naked, and stuffed on the wall or in the foyer.

That’s funny!

That bear behind the cabin is going to need a bigger tree.

One of my favorite authors, Joseph Heywood, shot a bear once. After he skinned it, he couldn’t get over how it looked like a naked dead human….It was his last bear……

Yes, read the fine print at the bottom. We must have missed something.

Oh it’s alright – the big mountain back there is called “Big Bears”.

People who think that owning an assault rifle will insure your personal freedoms are as STUPID as people who think building a wall will halt illegal immigration!