Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 22, 2018

Maybe sometime around the tax filing deadline.

It will have to be tomorrow…I have yesterday’s thing to do today…

Oh, good luck with that, Rat.

When conditions permit.

It’s 3 am and I’m still at the office because I have something due today that I didn’t want to work on.

Are they standing on a peninsula or an island?

Seeing as you’re making resolutions in the middle of March, it’s going to be an uphill task, Rat!

Procrastinate now!

This is no longer procrastination. This is wishful thinking.

One of these days Im going to join Procrastinators Anonymous but somehow I just keep putting it off.

Someone procrastinating Rat’s Beer $’s will snap his butt into shape!

He’s like the real president.

She asked me what I was doing. I said, Nothing. She said, but you did that yesterday. I said, yeah, but I wasn’t finished… Some truth to that.

Oh, man. Rat, and I have that same problem

The story of my life. Notice my user name. And how quickly I’ve gotten an avatar in that circle.

One of the things I enjoyed about this strip is how he used to change the many characters around, anyone else tired of pig, rat and goat all the time?

I feel very strongly about procrastination. Why put off to tomorrow what you can put off to next week?

“No man is an island; he’s a peninsula!” —Jefferson Airplane I wonder if that applies to rats and goats?

Today, I feel “at one” with Rat. Or maybe tomorrow….

A return to the beach, from the early days of the strip

My parents always rush me, even things that shouldn’t be rushed.

Love that irony!