ISSUED ON TISSUE – {rhyme}
If your loyalty continues bootlicking,
your pardon perhaps Trump’ll issue, …
… tho’ If the Court is nitpicking,
it won’t be worth toilet tissue.
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Just like all the atrocities reopening gun control, how many more White House atrocities does it take to revisit the 25th Amendment? Stinkin’ CongrASS.
What did the president say about vetting…or was that just about immigration?
Funny for a change.
Actually, it’s a LOT of a sorry lot…
Sometimes forgiving yourself is hard, but not in this case …
http://www.newsweek.com/trump-pardon-flynn-gates-himself-811695
A sort of reprise of Alphonse and Gaston?
The first person Dumpster will be giving a pardon to is himself. Because that is the only person he cares to help… except for maybe Putin.
It looked extremely rocky for the Trump White House that year
With Mueller breathing down their necks, the crooks all shook with fear
Their treason, money-laundering, their high crimes (and their low!)
They knew when Mueller got the goods, then off to jail they’d go
But then a ray of sunshine: they’d forgotten Pardon Pence!
(Whose honesty is none the best, whose brain is rather dense)
Though Jerry Ford played Pardoner, no-one had done it since
No need to serve a prison term, because of Pardon Pence!
He pardoned both the Donalds, also Flynn and Manafort
Jared, Ivanka, Sessions, and all others of that sort
Pence pardoned all that he could find, the traitors and the crooks
(Though, to be fair, Pence met the glare of many dirty looks)
But, sad to say, our story ends in ways to make us weep
For Pence, that mighty Pardoner, picked Ryan for his veep!
And those are just school shooters.
Tom Toles
April 12, 2017
Old_Curmudgeon about 6 years ago
ISSUED ON TISSUE – {rhyme}
If your loyalty continues bootlicking,
your pardon perhaps Trump’ll issue, …
… tho’ If the Court is nitpicking,
it won’t be worth toilet tissue.
======
avalon1 about 6 years ago
Just like all the atrocities reopening gun control, how many more White House atrocities does it take to revisit the 25th Amendment? Stinkin’ CongrASS.
Ontman about 6 years ago
What did the president say about vetting…or was that just about immigration?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago
Funny for a change.
Masterskrain Premium Member about 6 years ago
Actually, it’s a LOT of a sorry lot…
superposition about 6 years ago
Sometimes forgiving yourself is hard, but not in this case …
http://www.newsweek.com/trump-pardon-flynn-gates-himself-811695
William Bednar Premium Member about 6 years ago
A sort of reprise of Alphonse and Gaston?
Bonita Voigt about 6 years ago
The first person Dumpster will be giving a pardon to is himself. Because that is the only person he cares to help… except for maybe Putin.
Godfreydaniel about 6 years ago
It looked extremely rocky for the Trump White House that year
With Mueller breathing down their necks, the crooks all shook with fear
Their treason, money-laundering, their high crimes (and their low!)
They knew when Mueller got the goods, then off to jail they’d go
But then a ray of sunshine: they’d forgotten Pardon Pence!
(Whose honesty is none the best, whose brain is rather dense)
Though Jerry Ford played Pardoner, no-one had done it since
No need to serve a prison term, because of Pardon Pence!
He pardoned both the Donalds, also Flynn and Manafort
Jared, Ivanka, Sessions, and all others of that sort
Pence pardoned all that he could find, the traitors and the crooks
(Though, to be fair, Pence met the glare of many dirty looks)
But, sad to say, our story ends in ways to make us weep
For Pence, that mighty Pardoner, picked Ryan for his veep!
Mr. Blawt about 6 years ago
And those are just school shooters.