Nick and Zuzu by Nick Galifianakis for February 14, 2018

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    Cheapskate0  about 6 years ago

    Sounds like marriage to me!

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    pcolli  about 6 years ago

    “I promise to spend his money” “I promise to criticise her cooking”.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Reason 456,098 why she’s my EX-wife.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 6 years ago

    Nod your head and say “Yes, my love.” It has worked for 40 years.

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 6 years ago

    Carolyn’s advice to the letter-writer that prompted this one was another priceless example of her unsurpassed gift for diplomacy — defined as the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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