Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 24, 2018

Poor Brewster. It must be difficult being so… mentally deficient.

Maybe if the other competitors weren’t Space Squids and other aliens, Brewster would be able to keep track of what to shoot.

And how does she know that? – It happened to her before. Good times.

How’s he supposed to win if he doesn’t?

You were also supposed to stop and shoot.

Anyone remember Claudine Longet?

Ensign Kenny must have been one of the competitors. Or Winky.

Brewster may have something here! Biathlon where competitors shoot at each other? Winner is last competitor standing. Wow that would be more exciting than the current games. The media would love it. After all if it bleeds it leads. Advertisers would flock to it. Viewership would go up and profits too. Brewster just may have the right idea.

Paraphrasing from a different strip a few days ago… does our VP support a Biathlon?

I’m still waiting for Full Contact Golf.

I’m a supporter of Greco-Roman wrestling, as long as it’s co-ed.