Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 21, 2018

It’s not wrong if you believe it.

That Jesus fish would make more sense on a ship. They could do multiple ones like when a sport fishing boat has caught more than one marlin.

I always thought God was a pirate at heart.

Why would God love Pittsburgh?

Wait, you mean this isn’t the aaarrrrrrk?

On your way to Sampan Cisco?

Perfect, everything from the crusades to daesh.

Dave, you do know this is offensive to Asain Pirates, right?

Apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan.

Insert inappropriate, ethnic dialect joke-in-bad-taste here.

Somebody doesn’t believe in the god who said, “Thou shalt not steal.”