I swear this is exactly how my girlfriend’s two cats ended up living in my basement. I bought an antique rug. The next day I find one of the cats fraying one of the corners.
Project Uplift was for dogs only. “Man’s best servant” but cats? Are you insane?!!? Felines with that kind of intelligence would be implacable foes. Think humans but with fangs, claws and meat only cravings. They would be a scourge like no other…he is insane to have done that genetic re-engineering to his pet cat. And when the cats find out they are our best defense against the “Old Ones”, they will turn it into leverage.
Beware the cat that walks on 2-legs
Beware the cat that talks,
Beware the cat that thinks
Beware the cat that learns to walk through walls
Things end not with a whimper
Things end with a raaaooowww!!
A black bag TR3-A stealth* is going to low fly over and drop a blue flame incendiary bomblet to incinerate everything on, in and under the house.
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
The next day he was declawed.
J Short about 6 years ago
I swear this is exactly how my girlfriend’s two cats ended up living in my basement. I bought an antique rug. The next day I find one of the cats fraying one of the corners.
pumaman about 6 years ago
Bucky Katt?
Striped Cat about 6 years ago
Why else would he have bought the rug?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 6 years ago
“NEVER EVER UPLIFT FELINES”
Project Uplift was for dogs only. “Man’s best servant” but cats? Are you insane?!!? Felines with that kind of intelligence would be implacable foes. Think humans but with fangs, claws and meat only cravings. They would be a scourge like no other…he is insane to have done that genetic re-engineering to his pet cat. And when the cats find out they are our best defense against the “Old Ones”, they will turn it into leverage.
Beware the cat that walks on 2-legs
Beware the cat that talks,
Beware the cat that thinks
Beware the cat that learns to walk through walls
Things end not with a whimper
Things end with a raaaooowww!!
A black bag TR3-A stealth* is going to low fly over and drop a blue flame incendiary bomblet to incinerate everything on, in and under the house.
Andrew Sleeth about 6 years ago
I’ve been putting off replacing my couch these past two years for this very reason.