Tom Toles for January 23, 2018

Just go away!

I’m sure you’ll think of something.

{Off the cartoon’s topic:}

TRUMPISTIC TERGIVERSATIONS – {rhyme and coda}

He changes his colors as does a chameleon,

to mimic the mood in the room, …

… and his logic’s not sound, not Aristotelian

{to say the least}. – We presume

that President Trump’s a defective schlemielian

with the IQ of a gaseous fume.

… Coda:

The mind of this mental dwarf

undergoes a continual morph.

Trumpish tergiversation

underserves yuugely our nation.

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Go fudge yourself.

Advice to The Donald: – “Don’t DO something; just STAND there.”

Continue his clean coal policy?

“ …

“The growth in corporate procurement, despite political and economic barriers, demonstrates the importance of environmental, social and governance issues for companies,” said Kyle Harrison, a corporate energy strategy analyst for BNEF. “The main driver is there are so many more companies demanding it. Large financial institutions have entered the space, and they’re big buyers.”

The Trump administration’s rollback of U.S. environmental policies have actually emboldened some companies to buy more clean power in a bid to fight climate change in the absence of federal policy. Alphabet Inc.’s Google and Facebook are among those that have agreed to climate pledges. Companies that have committed to buying 100 percent of their power from clean energy resources include JPMorgan Chase & Co. and Goldman Sachs Group Inc.

…”

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-01-22/big-tech-is-buying-more-clean-energy-than-ever-in-the-trump-era

Gild White House

But, wait, isn’t Obama supposed to be responsible for all the problems that Trump is experiencing? I’m confused now.

Self coronation?Distribute guns at schools?Rescind women’s right to vote?Adopt the Russian flag as our new symbol?Create the Neo-Nazi party?

Lots to do.

Total Anarchy? Become your own Grandfather by fathering your own daughter’s child?? Declare Bankruptcy…AGAIN? Fie the rest of “The Best People” you hired to work for you? PLAY MORE GOLF MORE GOLF, AND EVEN MORE GOLF???

{Off the cartoon’s topic:}

DESCRIBING THIS PRESIDENT – {rhyme}

A range of descriptors apply

to this prez, this perplexing guy: -

- Some of the meanings of “Feckless”,

plus some of the meanings of “Reckless”.

And “Stubborn”, – tho’ often he “Vacillates”

on whatever-the-hey he advocates.

His "Character” is bad, – and in many an act

he seems “Psychologically” not intact.

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Keel over from terminally clogged arteries from too many greaseburgers and fries…if we are lucky.

So much winning; I’m tired of it.

He can always keep taking credit for things. Way easier than working.

Just spit-balling – but , maybe – govern?

Trump hasn’t bankrupted the country yet, that is his usual business practice.

Just enjoy the Obama economy!

Binge-watch all missed episodes of “Fox N’ Friends”?

What to do in the second year? Resign.

I see that “corruption” is listed but not “collusion” or “perversion.” Then again, those last two mostly occurred before he lied while he was taking the oath of office……..

I see that “corruption” is listed but not “collusion” or “perversion.” Then again, those last two mostly occurred before he lied while he was taking the oath of office……..

The “declare victory” part is optional.

How about if Donny going for a record number of mulligans, both moral and political? I’m quite sure the religious and GOP right wings will allow Donny any number of “moral” and political mulligans he wishes to take.