Yeah, sometimes the balsa wood they’re made of soaks up enough water to allow it to go mobile!
Their only natural defense, aside from rolling into an unresponsive coma-like state is to abruptly raise their apparent awareness level to that of a semi’s bumper. It must have been quite impressive to reptiles, though.
—How many Aggies does it take to make armadillo chili?
—Three: 2 to watch for traffic, one to scrape the ’dillo off the road.
Texas speed bumps.
September 18, 2015
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 6 years ago
Yeah, sometimes the balsa wood they’re made of soaks up enough water to allow it to go mobile!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
Their only natural defense, aside from rolling into an unresponsive coma-like state is to abruptly raise their apparent awareness level to that of a semi’s bumper. It must have been quite impressive to reptiles, though.
David Rickard Premium Member over 6 years ago
—How many Aggies does it take to make armadillo chili?
—Three: 2 to watch for traffic, one to scrape the ’dillo off the road.
Michael Scott Premium Member over 6 years ago
Texas speed bumps.