Mike bled to death as they couldn’t find him in the dark.
It took me a while to figure out what that “zip!” was – all I could think was that Zipper popped up for some reason.
My first thought on seeing the can of shaving cream was that it said something else that begins with “sh…. cr….”. As in, I’m up it.
At least Mike is keeping his nose clean.
Not the way Mike wanted to start his day.
Hope Zonker’s not trying to conserve band-aids, too.
I think, at this point, Mike would settle for only saving 10,000 gallons a year.
Mike could save a whole helluva lot more by also quitting shaving. I did, many decades ago and if I added up how much I saved…..
It doesn’t pay to go commando in the dark, or your zipper can zip more than you wanted it to!
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
Mike bled to death as they couldn’t find him in the dark.
Rosette about 6 years ago
It took me a while to figure out what that “zip!” was – all I could think was that Zipper popped up for some reason.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago
My first thought on seeing the can of shaving cream was that it said something else that begins with “sh…. cr….”. As in, I’m up it.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 6 years ago
At least Mike is keeping his nose clean.
Linguist about 6 years ago
Not the way Mike wanted to start his day.
Hope Zonker’s not trying to conserve band-aids, too.
jbruins84341 about 6 years ago
I think, at this point, Mike would settle for only saving 10,000 gallons a year.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member about 6 years ago
Mike could save a whole helluva lot more by also quitting shaving. I did, many decades ago and if I added up how much I saved…..
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 6 years ago
It doesn’t pay to go commando in the dark, or your zipper can zip more than you wanted it to!