Clay Bennett for January 17, 2018

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The only reason the dumpster would ever have his nose to the grindstone.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    Bannon said Trump paid hundreds of hookers to do that for him.

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    Zev   over 6 years ago

    Medical researchers should put him in a lab cage to study his magical powers of regeneration.

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    Hippogriff  over 6 years ago

    Is his face spited enough yet?

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    charliekane  over 6 years ago

    An’ he thinks he’s well endowed below the waist.

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    ahab  over 6 years ago

    Pestis craneii interna= termite infestation

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    dogday Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Doesn’t that count as self-medicating on his part?

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    Stormy Daniels said that while Trump was sleeping with her, this was a year after Trump married Melania, Trump said that Daniels reminded him of his daughter.

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    JenSolo02  over 6 years ago

    Look at all the little Vienna sausages at Herr Drumpf’s feet!

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Excellent. And this is why Mr Bennett takes home Pulitzer Prizes.

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    dshans  over 6 years ago

    I would think that the Fabulist-In-Chief, richliest, stableist, geniusest and grabliest could afford a cordless, 7.2V Black & Decker, half inch, 2050 strokes per minute reciprocating saw. Gold plated.

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    Cerabooge  over 6 years ago

    That nose must be bamboo (fastest growing plant).

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Yet another renewable resource?

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