Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 20, 2018

But Janis, you can make your own “warm weather” in bed.

Of course, there are climate zones,… and there are climate zones!

For our last anniversary, we got a Duraflame heater that looks like a wood stove, a very pretty effect! And it really works well! Not to mention, some Dennis Basso fake fur throws.

You know what? This new empty nest syndrome we’re experiencing isn’t as bad as we feared it would be!

Oh come on, Arlo. Turn up the heat!

All it takes is one cup of hot chocolate? Man! All the money I’ve wasted over the years…

Even in the summer, my wife bundles up. About the time she’s warm, I’m collapsing from heat prostration.

No time like the present, unless she’s talking about gardening.

Just stringing him along, Janis?

Hooray! Hooray! Today’s the first of May; outdoor sex begins today! Hooray! Hooray!

Hooray! Hooray! Today’s the first of May; outdoor sex begins today! Hooray! Hooray!

Sadly, most debts in the “I owe you one” column stay on the books forever.

The cold doesn’t bother me, but the heat just flattens me. Hubby, of course, in just the opposite. He’d wear the bedspread if he could figure how to keep it from dragging.

Hold her to it.

Arlo looks ready!!

I love this couple.

I love this couple.