Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 18, 2018

Your wish is important to us. Please wait for the next available Genie.

I don’t care if it’s automated or a real live Genie, as long as it grants my three wishes.

Robin Williams is rolling over in his grave now.

Wait: real Djinn are PEOPLE?

Can you make “Rachel from card services” disappear?

“Your wish is very important to us. Please wait for the next available representative.”

As long as its battery doesn’t run down……………

“para continuar en español, presione nueve”

As Bowie might have said, it’s enough to drive a lad insane!

(And we love Aladdin Sane!)

If you would like to wish for riches, press “1” now. If you would like to wish for a beautiful lover, press “2” now. If …….